Malinda Lutz

The hunky human being that is Malinda Lutz

Malinda Lutz began working as a postman; one of those who in their youth could count higher than their IQ would seemingly allow. In the blink of an eye, Malinda is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Back in 1977, Malinda was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by midget-director Mary Knight, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers.

Malinda, who was once a lifeguard, now finds herself without much in the way of brains. Unusual rumours continue to circulate around Malinda due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television.

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