Marc Downs

Marc, who was once a local soldier, now finds himself without his own teeth. Amusing rumours about Marc Downs suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an incompetent lawyer as an alternative career. Marc Downs was conceived at breakfast time in Indianapolis, to grateful parents Noah and Eloise Downs.

Four prongs short of a fork, Marc is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Back in 1991, Marc was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by producer Conner Watson, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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