Maria Rivas

Maria Rivas was raised by parents Frank and Lynn Dallas. Although rumours abound about Maria, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has lost all concept of time and space.

Maria, who was once a saucy optician, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *.

On an auspicious day in 2001, Maria was discovered, while working close by on another production, by director Lois Key, after having been arrested for some sort of crime.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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