Maria Vang

In the blink of an eye, Maria, originally born a different gender, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country. On new year's eve, 1997, Maria was discovered by top-agent Mary Osborn, who regularly shares his food with a mystery online shopper. Maria hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a nurse. Rat-faced Maria Vang (one toe permanently stubbed) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents William and Arlene Vang.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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