Mark McKay

Mark McKay (originally born a different gender ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by abusive parents Sylvester and Peggy McKay. Mark spent the first few years of his life suffering from altitude sickness.

Married with three children, Mark is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". On an auspicious day in 1953, Mark was discovered, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star edna ponce, hustling orphans on street corners.

Likely future film roles are said to include a butcher.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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