Mark Olson

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Mark turned the acting world upside-down and inside-out... somehow...likely future film roles are said to include a drunk nurse. In 1923, Mark was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by top-producer, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Child-star Mark Olson was conceived on a portentous day in Philadelphia, to parents Jimmy and Kari Olson.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Mark is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

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