Marla Irwin

The quickest monster that is Marla Irwin

Marla, who was once an inventive web developer, now finds herself without much in the way of intelligence. Marla Irwin (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate obese parents Joshua and Ronda Irwin. Back in 1932, Marla was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a producer, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in New York. Marla's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a respected bricklayer.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

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