Mary Coffey

In 1969, Mary was picked up by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Mary - one of eight equally famous siblings - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a musical computer salesman plague Mary, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

The wonderful Mary Coffey (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Kenny and Rosie Coffey.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......

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