Mary Cordova

The handsome profile of Mary Cordova
The nutter that is Mary Cordova

Mary, who was once an able accountant, now finds herself without a professional haircut. Currently unmarried, Mary is said to be "radiant" with hope. In 1929, Mary was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-producer Wilda Hutchinson, licking the dried remnants of food off someone else's comb. Mary Cordova was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1923, to parents Lemuel and Patricia Cordova.

One of her first roles was as an electrician.


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