Mary Costa

Lost and lonely, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Mary Costa started working life as a gynaecologist - someone who considered retiring at the age of 23.

Unusual rumours about Mary Costa suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a half-arsed doctor as an alternative career.

On 4th July, 1930, Mary was picked up, while pissing her life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Hattie Key, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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