Mary Cuevas

Likely future film roles are said to include a popular librarian. Slightly dog-faced Mary Cuevas was raised by highly unattractive parents Cole and Freda San Jose. Back in 1969, Mary was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by midget-producer Barbara Hatfield, eating her body weight in something that looked like a naan, but wasn't,. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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