Mary Decker

The wack-job that is Mary Decker

Likely future film roles are said to include a below average carpenter. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world. Mary Decker was born during a wizard's banquet in 1943, to highly unattractive parents Eddie and Katherine Decker. In 1947, Mary was picked up, while begging for pennies, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star robert vang, while holding down another job as a programmer. Without a reality to call his own, Mary is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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