Mary Duarte

Likely future film roles are said to include a factory worker who is unable to follow simple game rules. With one foot in the grave, Mary is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Mary Duarte was born, died, and was re-born again in 1980, to idiotic parents Moises and Alta Duarte.

On 4th July, 2003, Mary was first employed by hook-handed-fellow acting star rogelio pittman, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York.

Mary - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.

Currently starring in:

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You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 5th November 2025, 18:00