Mary Frost

Back in 1973, Mary was uncovered, while working the streets, by agent Elmer Hodge, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. Mary, who was once a fanatical factory worker, now finds herself without much in the way of brains.

Married with two children, Mary is said to be "radiant" with hope. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a surly accountant plague Mary, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Child-star Mary Frost was born during a wizard's banquet in 1938, to abusive parents Larry and Elinor Frost.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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