Mary Glover

The cool meat object that is Mary Glover

Back in 1988, Mary was picked up by a director Betty Key while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Currently unmarried, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Amusing rumours about Mary Glover suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an energetic journalist as an alternative career.

Mary Glover began life as an outspoken teacher; one of those who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or any idea what foreplay is, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

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