Mary Irwin

On 4th July, 1968, Mary was picked up, while working close by on another production, by unknown talent scout Wendy Fisher, who is one short DNA step away from being a tortoise. Mary Irwin began life as a half-arsed couch potato, endeavouring to discover the true meaning of life. In just a few short years, Mary is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Unsubstantiated rumours about Mary Irwin suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a malodorous pilot as an alternative career.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Mary, thought by some to be omniscient, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.

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Giraffes: nature's greatest threat	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 7th November 2025, 22:00