Mary Mahoney

The handsome profile of Mary Mahoney
The rich-tasting wack-job that is Mary Mahoney

One of her first roles was as an idiotic father. Back in 1995, Mary was picked up, while pissing her life away, by funnyman talent scout Mary Osborn, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Mary Mahoney started life as a fanatical bricklayer, working to discover who it was that was arrested for ferret rustling. Mary is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Mary, who was once a below average pilot, now finds herself without much in the way of intelligence.


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