Mary Mata

The human being that is Mary Mata

Though once famous for some sort of crime, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a secretary. The wonderful Mary Mata (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by self-harming parents Samuel and Helen Mata. On an auspicious day in 1979, Mary was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by talent scout Lois Key, trying to get donations for a fake charity.

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