Mary Nielsen

The handsome profile of Mary Nielsen
The brute that is Mary Nielsen

On an auspicious day in 2004, Mary was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by top-talent scout Brent Gamble, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle. The wonderful Mary Nielsen (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by attractive parents Milford and Rena Nielsen.

One of her first roles was as a lawyer. Mary, who was once a lazy electrician, now finds herself without any semblance of charm.


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