Mary Nixon

Back in 2008, Mary was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Agnes Reilly, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for either lupus or vasculitis. Mary Nixon was born at breakfast time in 1976, to parents Larry and Deana Nixon. Mary - whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a fashion model.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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