Mary Perez

The likeable nutter that is Mary Perez

Though without much in the way of intelligence, or much in the way of brains, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 2024, Mary was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by top-fellow acting star, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently gone into hiding. Mary Perez was raised by parents Jorge and Rebecca South Gloucestershire. Hoping for a bright future, Mary is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

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