Mary Perry

Back in 1915, Mary was first hired, while pissing her life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Mary Guerra, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a translator.

In the blink of an eye, Mary, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country. In just a few short years, Mary is always on the lookout for slave labour. Mary Perry was born at 01:03am, in 1902, to parents Timothy and Annette Perry.


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