Mary Raymond

Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently gone into hiding. Slightly dog-faced Mary Raymond was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Chelmsford, to parents Robert and Mary Raymond.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible folk in the showbiz world. On new year's eve, 1944, Mary was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by top-director Roberto Long, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Married with two children, Mary is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
The old Queen and her scabies	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 8th November 2025, 22:30
'Ten for that? You must be mad!'	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th November 2025, 16:00
Tidbits with tit bits	This programme is currently not showing.