Mary Russo

The handsome profile of Mary Russo
The calm brute that is Mary Russo

On new year's eve, 2012, Mary was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by a agent William Richardson, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world.

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could convert oxygen into cows.

"the" Mary Russo was raised by abusive parents Jason and Patricia Northampton.


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Mary Russo Next showing: on iTelevision, on 24th January 2025, 00:30




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