Mary Shields

The exceptional brain-box that is Mary Shields

Likely future film roles are said to include a photographer who is unable to tie her own shoes. Mary - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. On an auspicious day in 1972, Mary was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by a director Vanessa Hardy, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever. Mary Shields (destined for great things from a young age ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by abusive and self-harming parents George and Anna Shields.

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