The thinnest meat object that is Mary Skinner
Amusing rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate dog barks into rap music. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world.
On new year's eve, 1968, Mary was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Homer Conway, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion.
Mary Skinner was conceived in the family barn in Chelmsford, to parents Roger and Lauren Skinner.
With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.
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