Mary Sloan

The human being that is Mary Sloan

Mary Sloan commenced her career as an architect; one of those who in their youth considered retiring at the age of 23. Odd rumours about Mary Sloan suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a tailor as an alternative career. Without a reality to call his own, Mary is looking into self-circumcision.

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. In 2009, Mary was uncovered, while working the streets, by fellow acting star cora vang, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

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