Mary Travis

The handsome profile of Mary Travis
The brain-box that is Mary Travis

With one foot in the grave, Mary is looking for any way out of the current situation. Mary, who was once a respected computer salesman, now finds herself without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill. On new year's eve, 1990, Mary was first hired, while pissing her life away, by little known fellow acting star sue nielsen, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Mary Travis was raised by parents Larry and Mary Derby. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being an egotistical postman.


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Get your balls out of my court Next showing: on BeebTV, on 7th November 2025, 23:00




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