Mary Warner

On new year's eve, 2005, Mary was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by midget-talent scout Carl Garrison, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. Mary Warner was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1983, to parents Angel and Aimee Warner. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Mary is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. One of her first roles was as an average electrician.

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