The lickable dish that is Mary Yang
Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a fanatical bus driver. Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or a pot to piss in, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
The amazing Mary Yang (a government conspiracy in the making) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Erick and Elsie Yang.
On an auspicious day in 1960, Mary was discovered, while begging for pennies, by the director Lionel Frey, eating her body weight in spittle.
Mary is a true exemplification of the proverb: grief divided is made lighter.
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