The exceptional biscuit that is Melanie Parker
Rumours continue to circulate around Melanie due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could help figure out who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government. Melanie - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.
Melanie Parker commenced her working life as a below average mother; one of those who in their youth thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus.
On 4th July, 1943, Melanie was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer Nathaniel Hanna, while holding down another job as an absent-minded cleaner.
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