Melissa Dennis

The handsome profile of Melissa Dennis
The artiste that is Melissa Dennis

On an auspicious day in 2022, Melissa was uncovered by midget-producer Mary Nielsen, who was at the time really excited about her new shoes. One of her first roles was as a wannabe postman. Melissa spent the first few years of her life suffering from nose disease. Rat-faced Melissa Dennis was born on a portentous day in 1986, to highly unattractive parents Robert and Annie Dennis.


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Wake up losers Next showing: on iTelevision, on 7th November 2025, 06:00




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