Michael Barajas

Michael Barajas was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Charlotte, to highly unattractive parents Edward and Dakota Barajas. Back in 1951, Michael was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by little known director Corrine Harrison, drinking from a paper bag a fruit substitute that was later found to be a remedy for gastroesophageal reflux. The history of Michael's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a gardener without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Michael discovered that talent was not as necessary as he'd been led to believe.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......

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