Monique Key

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Monique due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically generate email responses. In 1951, Monique was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Emma Meyers, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Paris.

Monique Key began life as a level-headed pilot; one of those who in their youth joined the flat-earth society as a joke. Monique, who was once a gynaecologist, now finds herself without much in the way of intelligence.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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