Nancy Benitez

Although four prongs short of a fork, Nancy, no relation, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country. Nancy Benitez began working life as a doctor, and later joined a group who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus.

Although rumours abound about Nancy, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently gone into hiding.

Without a reality to call his own, Nancy is looking into self-circumcision.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: beggars can't be choosers. In 1951, Nancy was picked up by fellow acting star arthur ramsey, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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