Orville Finley

The brain-box that is Orville Finley

Rumours about Orville Finley suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a soldier as an alternative career. On an auspicious day in 1971, Orville was picked up, while working close by on another production, by director Ariana Larson, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York.

Orville - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Orville Finley started life as a wannabe lifeguard, and used to be someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

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