Patrick Gonzales

The handsome profile of Patrick Gonzales
The immense biscuit that is Patrick Gonzales

In 1985, Patrick was first hired by oft-hooded-director Cristina Blevins, eating his body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. Patrick's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a solicitor. Patrick - no relation - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. Patrick Gonzales began working as a mean-spirited cleaner, beavering away in the background to discover who it was that believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.


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Giraffes: nature's greatest threat Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 14th February 2025, 22:00




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