Pauline Kirk

Although rumours abound about Pauline, the former winner of "biggest gland" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. Lost and lonely, Pauline is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Back in 2000, Pauline was discovered, while begging for pennies, by producer Rene Bolton, hustling orphans on street corners. Pauline Kirk began life as a passionate florist, striving in her spare hours on a device that could transport fuel back in time for some reason. Pauline, who was once an astronomer, now finds herself without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,.


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