Pearl Benson

Lost and lonely, Pearl is looking to the future to provide succour and support. On new year's eve, 1997, Pearl was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by agent Homer Conway, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Pearl Benson began working as a secretarypart of a team that failed to win the olympics in '08. Pearl, who was once a painter, now finds herself without a professional haircut.

Likely future film roles are said to include a programmer who is unable to play monopoly with anyone over the age of 6.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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