Phyllis Best

On new year's eve, 2003, Phyllis was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by an ass of a agent Dave Carney, hustling orphans on street corners. Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Phyllis showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. Phyllis Best (face like a steering wheel of an old car ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by highly unattractive parents Kenny and Phyllis Best. Phyllis's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a model.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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