Pierre Powell

Although four prongs short of a fork, Pierre, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country. Pierre Powell began his career as a bicycle gear shifter in the us pro-racing team that failed to win the olympics in '08. In 2022, Pierre was picked up, while working close by on another production, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Hiram Landry, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.

Rumours continue to circulate around Pierre due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could open up a gate to hell, just for larks.

Pierre is one of many former superman look-a-likes to be up for an award this season.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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