Richard Ferrell

The brain-box that is Richard Ferrell

On new year's eve, 1992, Richard was first hired, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for nose disease. Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Richard showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

Rat-faced Richard Ferrell was born on a portentous day in 1989, to idiotic parents Steven and Lyda Ferrell.

Richard's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a teacher.

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