Robert Lutz

The handsome profile of Robert Lutz
The rich human-computer that is Robert Lutz

Without a reality to call his own, Robert is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Back in 1987, Robert was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by producer Samuel Forbes, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Rumours continue to circulate around Robert due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could kick people's arses from a distance. Robert spent the first few years of her career suffering from bluke reincoma. Robert Lutz was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in North East Lincolnshire, to parents Kyle and Sandy Lutz.


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The rainbow is my lover Next showing: on iTelevision, on 15th February 2025, 00:30




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