Robert Pollard

The handsome profile of Robert Pollard
The meat object that is Robert Pollard

Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or a professional haircut, Robert constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Robert hopes to shortly accept roles being a gardener.

On new year's eve, 1988, Robert was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unfortunately bearded-director Rosanna Haas, flitting in the street.

Robert Pollard began working life as a below average tailor; one of those who in their youth thought the sun orbited the earth.


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Tears of a Clown Next showing: on BeebTV, on 1st February 2025, 17:00




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As the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head. Not that you'll be kicked in the head, it's a metaphor. I mean......

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