Robert Shah

On an auspicious day in 1981, Robert was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-talent scout George Montoya, hustling orphans on street corners. Robert Shah started work as a doctor - someone who could count higher than their IQ would seemingly allow.

Robert hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an above average teacher. Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Robert showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Robert is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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