Rolando Small

Rolando Small was conceived on a portentous day in Denver, to parents Doug and Jan Small. Four prongs short of a fork, Rolando, a government conspiracy in the making, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.

On new year's eve, 2024, Rolando was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a talent scout Albert Pineda, while holding down another job as an incompetent lecturer. Rolando hopes to shortly accept roles being a lifeguard.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Rolando is looking into self-circumcision.


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