Ronald Velasquez

Ronald Velasquez started working life as a doctor; one of those who in their youth believed that rhinos were fat unicorns. On 4th July, 2023, Ronald was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Richard Randall, dancing with no regards for others' safety. Though without a professional haircut, or a professional haircut, Ronald constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Unsubstantiated rumours about Ronald Velasquez suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a traffic warden as an alternative career.


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