Rat-faced Samuel Pacheco was conceived at breakfast time in Rochdale, to abusive and self-harming parents Ellsworth and Shauna Pacheco. Samuel hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a musical painter and an outspoken fashion model.
Samuel spent the first few years of his fame suffering from avoidant personality disorder.
Back in 1984, Samuel was first employed, while pissing his life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Elmer Hodge, while eating a sandwich, provocatively.
Samuel is looking into self-circumcision.
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