Sarah Key

The handsome profile of Sarah Key
The simplest human-computer that is Sarah Key

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Sarah is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Sarah constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. On new year's eve, 1977, Sarah was uncovered by the producer Sean Colon, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for halitosis. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a saucy pharmacist plague Sarah, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Slightly dog-faced Sarah Key was raised by parents Mark and Alta Plymouth.


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