Sasha Hammond

The bizarre nutter that is Sasha Hammond

The talented Sasha Hammond was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Russell and Jazmine Huntingdonshire. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as an able programmer plague Sasha, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Sasha - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. Currently held in prison, Sasha is well, and hoping for that to not change. On an auspicious day in 1945, Sasha was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by a director Mary Key, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper.

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